Jurassic (Office) Park
Hey, you've got to make a living somehow--even if you've been extinct for millions of years.
Making Good Use of Downtime
A human-manatee hybrid would probably be less likely to leave their desk, so this could be a good thing for companies.
Ed is Clearly In Demand
The best flowcharts are always the ones that are unnecessary.
Office Life is 50% Arts and Crafts
It's a brilliant solution to a problem no one had.
Even the Power Rangers Can't Defeat HR
There have been some complaints about their skin-tight office attire...
Making Outdated Technology Useful Again
Who has a desk phone these days anyways?
Truer Words Have Ne'er Been Spoken
We'll let you decide if you're in the first or second group...
How to Make Your Coworkers Hate You in One Picture
That took enough work it should probably go on their resume.
This Man Deserves a Raise...or Should Be Fired
Save on payroll costs by cloning an employee!
My Next Tattoo
This would be handy for life in general, not just the office.
I'm Sure This Doesn't Violate Any Safety Standards
Was this a punishment or a reward?
The Best Motivational Quote in History
Make sure to choose the right font or this won't make any sense...
They've Got All Their Bases Covered
Honestly, both skills are important for surviving the office.
For the Person Who Keeps Stealing Your Desk Chair
Will this classic prank lead to a classic lawsuit? Only time will tell.
Onions Aren't Just a Smelly Lunch Problem Any More
I'll try it right after you do...