You won’t be able to invite everyone, so someone is going to get their feelings hurt. Also, they may find your high school yearbook and endlessly make fun of your picture (I’m looking at you, Pam).
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Everyone loves dressing up for Halloween, but keep in mind that you are in a place of business. Save the extravagant costume for when you go out to parties later.
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Some people don’t get along with other people. It’s just the way of the world. Don’t try too hard to make everyone like you. Focus on the ones who already do.
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When you share someone’s secret, you're just asking for bad things to happen. It is mean, it will hurt them, and it will more than likely come back to bite you. Just don’t do it.
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When you go out for a drink with people from work, it can be tempting to try to help each other score phone numbers. Just ask Oscar why that’s a bad idea.
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Many of your co-workers probably won’t even know that it’s your birthday unless you’ve told them ahead of time. Don’t expect your office to shut down so that everyone can throw you a party.
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While Michael’s impression of a famous Chris Rock routine might be hilarious inside his own head, that doesn’t mean that it isn’t going to rub people the wrong way. Be aware of how your humor will affect other people.
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Office awards are intended to be a morale booster, but they don’t really amount to much. Don’t get cocky just because you won the “Whitest Sneakers in the Office” award.
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Not all couples display their relationships the same way, so when you are out with a couple from the office, things might get a little weird. It’s best to just avoid these situations altogether.
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Look, I know it’s been a long time since you were able to put yourself out there, but this isn’t the time for that. The new person is here to work, not to find a new soulmate. Keep trying your luck with Tinder.
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