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10 Brutally Honest Work Emails You Wish You Could Send

Someone has a hangover (but it's not me, I swear).

Someone has a hangover (but it's not me, I swear).

For every Thirsty-Thursday-gone-wrong. At least I took responsibility for my actions! Kind of. (It wasn't me.)

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See you next month...

See you next month...

If I come into work today (or for the rest of the week), I might pass out at my desk. You don’t want a mess on your hands, and I don’t want it on my nice pants. 

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Dear noisy co-worker...

Dear noisy co-worker...

I didn’t have to courteous and send an email—I thought about snatching your phone and shattering the screen. You're welcome.

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I've got a bad case of the Mondays.

I've got a bad case of the Mondays.

Is Mondayitis on WebMD? Symptoms include: lethargy, inability to get out of bed, and Saturday night nostalgia. 

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I don't want to be an outfit repeater.

I don't want to be an outfit repeater.

Read the fine print in your company dress code: no outfit repetition. And absolutely no leggings as pants.

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I have an important question.

I have an important question.

Trick question. They were so on a break. Any other opinion is irrelevant and should result in termination.

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Taking sick leave, kthxbye.

Taking sick leave, kthxbye.

Does your co-worker’s lunch smell like a possum took its final breath in his Tupperware? Mine does.

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If you need me, I'll be in my igloo.

If you need me, I'll be in my igloo.

Just let me stay in bed! I’m afraid to open my car door; the handle might snap off.

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Blame my cat.

Blame my cat.

Seriously, I’m so close to my next hundred followers. Help my kitty become the new Grumpy Cat! 

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I ran into a little car trouble...

I ran into a little car trouble...

You want to know how I sent this email with severe finger burns? Um…voice-to-text technology??

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